Babies need lots of stuff. Yes (unfortunately) we all know that. And (unfortunately) parents would do ANYTHING for their babies.
Big companies know that and yes there’s revolutionary ideas like disposable diapers that changed our lives forever!
BUT then there’s the so called inventions that are total duds (and quite frankly just silly)!
Here’s The 5 Weirdest Baby Stuff Ever Invented
1. THE WINDY
If the name is not clear let me explain it to you…
Windy is a relief valve: a Natural solution to help babies relieve gas
and it works instantly!
Why do you need a WINDY?
“Many parents experience that their baby has gas-related problems during the first couple of months after birth.”
Windi is a registered medical device class 1.
2. THE TODDLER TAMERS
Tired of watching your kids? Anchor them to the ground.
Yes,these toddler tamers are real.
No more dreaded glares from using toddler leashes (their tagline, not mine)!
But wait there’s more:
Put the “weight” in “Wait right here.” #speechless.
3. THE BABY MOP
Now your baby can crawl and clean your floors!
So that’s why people have kids!
No worries about the dust, mites and allergens baby is inhaling – you will have clean floors!
4. THE KICKBEE
Every time your little unborn baby kicks – it sends out a tweet.
BECAUSE – It’s important to let the world know!
ps: Look how happy Mommy looks!
5. MY CARRY POTTY
Because every toddler wants to carry their poo-poo and pee with them.
6. THE WHY CRY MINI
This is true magic!
This device claim that it can tell you WHY your baby is crying.
We-he = Oh, baby is hungry. Wo-ho = Oh, baby is tired.
How did parents ever function without this???
Oh wait, we still do…
7. BABY BANGS
Okay, I’m ALL for fashion and looking good BUT this is just silly.
Babies are cute and all but they are still bald…
So just give your baby bangs PLUS a self-esteem problem since birth.
What’s not to like?
Baby Bangs, available at baby-bangs.com, $29.95
8. WET WIPE WARMER
This one is definitely the least weird one
– BUTT (pun intended) –
How is it even possible to want to warm the wipes before wiping babies butt???
Maybe I’m a bad mom, but I just don’t get it!
9. ZAKY INFANT PILLOW
Okay, I’m scared! It’s a pillow that looks like (your) hands.
These smooth hands hold your baby in position and mimic your own arms.
Perfect for holding baby and a glass of wine…
10. The Birth Doll
Pretty soon kiddo are gonna ask: Where does babies come from?
Why not show them, with this graphic birth doll that comes with a detachable umbilical cord. Score!
Too graphic? How about this one?
Good luck explaining a dinosaur with a flamingo head, giving birth to Micky Mouse?
These inventions made me laugh and then cry.
What are your thoughts?
Do you have/use any of these
Or do you also think it’s silly (and a little bit scary)?
Helene (& Minki)